Movie Reviews - Oh My!

I occasionally browse the movie reviews on Yahoo's shopping pages, just to see what the real people think. Sometimes it gets a little scary. Here are some example reviews of a file aimed toward a teenage audience.

" A absolutly good film. If you never ave watchit this movie. It's a good moment. DO IT!!!!"

"he looks werid with long hair but hes still hot!! its the voice! he plays such a weird role i didnt quite get the movie but ne movie with josh in it is a good one!" ...(talking about a film featuring Josh Hartnett.)

And finally, one of my favorite reviews of all time: "here was no climax or resolution, which left me unfulfilled."

Me too.

Note: All material in quotes was copied directly from the Yahoo pages. These are the complete reviews - I didn't cherry pick a sentence out of the middle, nor did I change any spelling or punctuation. This is an example of your tax dollars at work educating our kids.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.